April 21, 2004

I Should Have Done This Ages Ago

Gone looking for conservative blogs authored by women, I mean. Look at all this time I've been without Whomping Willow! And just look at that willow whomp on Al Franken:

First of all, we might be right-winged to varying degrees, but most conservatives I know are too damned ornery to agree on much of anything let alone form a conspiracy. Sorry, Al, we're just normal people in possession of common sense, with unlimited access to information and just enough time on our hands to call bullshit when we see it.
Whomp on.

It's a shame about Franken; I used to like him, and I still return occasionally to this for a laugh. Why Not Me? was uneven, but had its moments. And I might get some grief for saying so, but Rush Limbaugh is a Big Fat Idiot is worth reading just for the pranking done to Limbaugh's research assistant.

But when you're reduced to titling your books Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them, your schtick has moved beyond tired and into the grave.

Posted by Ilyka at April 21, 2004 01:36 AM in hell is other people

Thanks, Chica!

Posted by: willow at April 22, 2004 04:33 PM

Conservatives conspire against liberals, and liberals conspire against conservatives. How is that difficult to see?

Not impressed with the "whomping"; it was inaccurate on the facts. Air America's position is, they DID NOT bounce a check. They didn't go "whining to the court", any more than GWBush did in 2000. Courts exist for this very purpose.

Posted by: Ben Culture at April 22, 2004 09:45 PM

How can you have a "position" that you did not bounce a check? You ever bounce one? I have. And, yeah, I guess you can tell the people trying to collect that your "position" is that the check didn't bounce--if you really like the sound of hollow, mocking laughter in your ears.

Posted by: ilyka at April 22, 2004 10:12 PM