What is this obsession people have about picking one detail about somebody and acting as if it's dispositive? Is it more important that he was in a wheelchair, or that he was a goddamned terrorist? It's like the people who think the most important thing about Dahmer is that he was gay, or that Stalin was an atheist.

Wow.

I think Satan is waiting by the arrival lounge with some guy's names from the Onion written on a piece of cardboard.

That was much.

Yeah, they're through with their 15 minutes of fame. Unfortunately they're insisting on taking up another full 15 minutes of lame before they fade away.

It's always a bit painful when conservatives are confronted with the fact that they're just not as funny. Like senior citizens realizing they're not as sexy as young people: "BAH! Those 'kids' just look like jackasses, anyway."

Sorry, folks, but you can just compare Jon Stewart's numbers to those of Dennis Miller's latest snoozefest. And I wonder if The Onion's numbers have actually suffered any. Which I would blame more on their formulaic nature than their slant, anyway.