June 27, 2004

Snap, Crackle, Pop

Ever had a cube of ice suddenly crack on you?

Ever had a cube of ice suddenly crack on you while you're stirring it?

Ever had a cube of ice suddenly crack on you while you're stirring it in a glass of tomato juice*?

My kitchen counter looks like a chunk of C4 just realized it coulda had a V8--so it did. And never mind my shirt.

This is what I get for not having any Spray-n-Wash in the house.

*Tomato juice, Ketel One Bloody Mary, whatever.

Posted by Ilyka at June 27, 2004 04:07 AM in navel gazing
Comments

ha ha. get some cold water on it. i bet it was a plant by your boy to get you out of that blouse. well it's my theory, and i'm stickin' to it.

Posted by: rammer at June 29, 2004 05:16 AM