September 15, 2004

"All Vision is Mine"

I swear, there are too many days anymore when I would be downright pleased to have the world erupt into fiery chaos and mayhem if only it encouraged Treacher to post more.

In a stunning reversal yesterday, embattled CBS Evening News anchor Dan Rather renounced his claim to the throne of the Space Unicorns, instead declaring himself to be the Bonnukarr, culmination of human evolution, sent back in time from the 857th Century by the warrior-god Kobaltine IV to prepare mankind for the coming Insect Wars.
See?--This is why you don't want me in charge of the world: Because eventually there wouldn't be one. I would sell all of humanity straight down the river for bits like this:

Don't click if you're offended by cussing, okay?

And then where would you all be, hmm? Not so worried about that late mortgage payment anymore, are you?

Posted by Ilyka at September 15, 2004 10:35 AM in hell is other people
Comments

I'm glad you liked the bit quoted in your header. That came first and I built around it. (Just a bit of process for my loyal fans! It's all about giving back.)

Posted by: Jim Treacher at September 15, 2004 05:50 PM

(Just a bit of process for my loyal fans! It's all about giving back.)

You're going to be insufferable when you're a household name, Jim.

But the best thing about that line is I can totally imagine him saying it. It almost begs for a Photoshop.

Posted by: ilyka at September 15, 2004 07:29 PM

you were channeling pretty girl (http://www.girlsarepretty.com/) on this one. mix in a little Treacher with my Ilyka stew and i begin to worry ...

Posted by: rammer at September 16, 2004 03:19 AM

"You're going to be insufferable when you're a household name, Jim."

Well, no danger of that.

Posted by: Jim Treacher at September 16, 2004 04:06 AM