My guess is they postpone it to the evening news tonight. At least, that's what I'm hoping, because I could really stand to get away from the computer and do a little cleaning up around here . . . .

Besides: Ultimately, there is no such thing as bad publicity. Ratings gold.

So listen, if it turns out I called this, what do I win?

Right. Sorry.

UPDATE, ONE HOUR POST ORIGINAL ANNOUNCEMENT TIME: Okay, now I'm all but certain. Evening news tonight. Definitely.