CBS, I mean. Now everyone will tune in to see their follow-up non-story story on "60 Minutes" tonight.

Yes, you will. Don't shake your head at me like that.

Well, maybe you won't. But you'll hope someone else does so you can get your eyeballs on a quickie transcript.

Oh, yes you will.

If today should have taught us anything, it's that it's still Dan Rather's world. We just live in it.

How much longer that will continue is partly dependent on viewers like you, of course.