November 03, 2004

In Which I Pretty Much Lose My Shit Entirely

John Edwards tonight: "We've waited four years for this. We can wait one more night."

Oh GO to HELL you lawyer son of a BITCH. You guys are really going to do this all over again, aren't you?--And then whoever wins, whatever the outcome, at least I'm guaranteed four more years of hearing about how it's the Republican leadership that is dividing this nation and polarizing its people.

You do realize that Bush would have to lose nearly all the provisional ballots outstanding in Ohio for you schmucks to get your victory, don't you? But wait: Maybe we don't have to count the actual votes. Maybe we can divine the voter intent with our fucking Magic 8 balls. ALL. OVER. AGAIN. BECAUSE IT WAS SO MAGICALLY, WONDERFULLY GOOD FOR THE COUNTRY THE FIRST TIME.

I can't believe this. I can't believe I had moments of wanting to vote for this guy. And because someone's going to suggest it, because there always has to be that one: I'd be mortified if Bush were doing this. I'd be enraged and disgusted and ready to fuck off to a lonely island somewhere, even more than I am now.

It's NOT the winning. It's how you play the game.

UPDATE 11/03/2004: Thank you, from the bottom of my heart, Senators Kerry and Edwards. You are both made of the right stuff.

Posted by Ilyka at November 3, 2004 07:46 AM in news

I am so tired of this election. There's five bucks in it for anyone who can make it go away.

Posted by: Rob at November 3, 2004 11:21 AM

It IS over.:-)
Good bye Kerry,shut up Edwards!

Posted by: LW at November 3, 2004 08:59 PM

Thank you Senator Kerry for doing the right thing.

But Mr Edwards, you are still a schmuck. Fortunately, you don't matter.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at November 4, 2004 03:28 AM

Re: Edwards--

GRACIOUS. IN. VICTORY. That's what I'm aiming for here and I mean to keep to it.

Posted by: ilyka at November 4, 2004 07:04 AM