. . . "Oh, bless her heart." Margi's, I mean. Because if a Monty Python quiz can't unite us, I'm telling you, nothing can. Want to see what Monty Python sketch character I am?--Click the extended entry. But first, see if you can guess it from my answers:

You walk into a restaurant and eat a HUGE meal. The waiter asks if you want dessert. You say: I'll ask the questions here!

After dessert, it's time to pay the check. You tell the waiter: I have to go to the lavatory.

From the following, choose your favourite song: SPAAAAM! Wonderful SPAAAAAM!

And your favorite colour? Green. (Editor's note: First pick, purple, not listed.)

You feel most comfortable when wearing: Whatever I damn well please, you stupid bastard!

Choose the phrase that YOU would be most likely to use: NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Which movie(s) would you find most interesting? Suspect. (Editor's note: I found none of the titles interesting. Suspect just happened to be the only one I'd actually seen.)

In your spare time, you can be found: Shouting obscenities at strangers. (Editor's note: Isn't that what having a blog is all about?)

What's your dream job? Food critic.

And finally, after a long hard day at your dream job, you just can't wait to: Go home and swear at the cat. (Editor's note: I don't even have the dream job, yet this still happens EVERY DAY.)

So what creature am I in the Pythonverse? Oh, just humor me and pretend you care.

You are a cardinal! You love to try & get others
into trouble, even if you have to make up
lies...NO ONE expects the Spanish Inquisition!


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People, that is just so freakin' Catholic I could cry.