November 10, 2004

Confused

Yeah, come on, you've all read it, just admit it:

Those Founding Fathers you keep going on and on about? . . . Who do you think those wig-wearing lacy-shirt sporting revolutionaries were? They were fucking blue-staters, dickhead. Boston? Philadelphia? New York? Hello? Think there might be a reason all the fucking monuments are up here in our backyard?
So . . . wait: There are monuments in Wisconsin? Posted by Ilyka at November 10, 2004 07:27 PM in hell is other people
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There are monuments in Wisconsin but they are mostly about cheese.

Posted by: Jim at November 10, 2004 08:23 PM

Well, that's no fun. Guess I'll pack up the AK-47 and the seven inbred chilluns and go see me some Liberty Bell instead, then.

Posted by: ilyka at November 10, 2004 08:32 PM

ROFL! I think by his "backyard" he means the red states to the west of him that don't actually border WI, but do have monuments, like SD and WY.

Dumbass doesn't even know his geography...

Posted by: caltechgirl at November 10, 2004 10:13 PM

I'd like to see the man's bonafides.

How many generations has his family been in America? Because he has no right to claim those monuments if his grandparents came off the boat in 1910.

Posted by: Meryl Yourish at November 13, 2004 03:35 AM