March 17, 2005

Me for the Nunnery

During a break in whatever NCAA game he's watching this afternoon, the boyfriend did a little channel-flipping.

That bastard left it on Oprah just long enough for me to hear Jim Carrey describe himself as being "good at sex."

Sex.

Jim Carrey.

Sex.

Jim Carrey.

These two concepts should never be put together. I'm mad enough they coexist in the same universe.

I swear I just felt my hymen grow back.

Posted by Ilyka at March 17, 2005 10:32 PM in trivia
Comments

What? You wouldn't want to see him do his O-face?

Posted by: Mark at March 17, 2005 10:43 PM

You wouldn't want to see him do his O-face?

I HATE YOU AND WE ARE BREAKING UP NOW.

Posted by: ilyka at March 17, 2005 10:46 PM

Oh, geez....

I think I just busted a gut over here. LOL

Posted by: Jim at March 18, 2005 12:27 AM

That-- this post, the item it links to, is so wrong on so many levels. All of it. Even this comment is wrong. Even the font is wrong. The color -- the way my monitor flickers every now and then and the feel of the rug fibers under my toes... wrong wrong wrong.

Jim Carrey se...

I can't even type it.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at March 18, 2005 03:27 AM

Did he mention whether there was a partner involved...?

Posted by: DaninVan at March 18, 2005 07:42 PM

Jim Carrey?... Sex?.... I'd rather suffer a cold speculum. LOL

Posted by: Trish Wilson at March 18, 2005 08:24 PM

What are you people afraid of? I just pictured it, and it was hilarious. Can't you just see him with a mock-ecstatic expression, one eye twitching, rubber lips distended in a big horse-gasp...

Posted by: Joe Geoghegan at March 18, 2005 08:58 PM

I don't know... It might be like re-living one's teen years. You know, with the boy who walked around with one in his pants most of the time. Could make you feel young... without the police charges.
;)
(I'm kidding, I'm KIDDING!!!)

Posted by: Chloe at March 19, 2005 04:15 AM

With or without the Mask?

Posted by: Cynic at March 20, 2005 01:29 PM

While I wouldn't want to picture any man having sex, of course, I'd have to say Jim Carrey might be the last one I'd want to think about there.

Posted by: Craig T. at October 19, 2005 10:26 AM