March 23, 2005

Obviously the Mormon Upbringing Has Worn Off Some

Look: I'm not proud of this.

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 137 proof, with specific scores in beer (40) , wine (133), and liquor (121).
All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 71% on proof
You scored higher than 88% on beer index
You scored higher than 97% on wine index
You scored higher than 99% on liquor index
Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

(Seen at Dizzy Girl's.)

Posted by Ilyka at March 23, 2005 06:35 AM in navel gazing

Hot damn! You should hire out as a consultant. ;)

Posted by: Jim at March 23, 2005 11:01 AM

I did this just for shits and giggles, guessing on almost every answer since I know absolutely nothing about alcohol. I got a 118 proof, which ain't so hot, but then it says I scored higher than 90% on beer, 88% on wine and 85% on liquor. Who are these people scoring lower than me? And how do I manage to score higher than only 24% on proof while doing so well in the three indexes? This thing has to be broken.

Posted by: sansioy at March 23, 2005 04:49 PM

DITTO. The only thing I care about is scotch, and I'm just barely learning about it (like, it's possible to enjoy it with no mixer -- stuff like that.) I rated "Bourbon": 120 proof, with specific scores in beer (20) , wine (66), and liquor (121).

I don't know about broken, but the guessing was easy. Test construction was not so tricky.

Hell, I feel guilty just because I'm starting to want a drink every Friday.

Posted by: jdc at March 24, 2005 09:08 PM