June 22, 2005

It Is the Herpes

The hand herpes only! Is no from sex!

I love this visit-to-the-doctor anecdote. Helen compares her MD to the bumblebee-suit-wearing Hispanic on The Simpsons, but all I could think of was Dr. Nick Rivera.

"Hi, everybody!"

"Hi, Dr. Nick!"

I hope she's in better hands than that.

Posted by Ilyka at June 22, 2005 08:27 PM in hell is other people

I'd still smile sweetly while telling those sexist pigs she works with that it's NO CONTAGIOUS, the doctor said so. . .

and touch them as MUCH AS POSSIBLE.

Fargin' bastiges.


Posted by: Margi at June 22, 2005 10:51 PM

The introduction of the definite article prior to the name of a disease magically renders the disease harmless, and indeed humorous.* I don't know the secret to this (I'm not a comedy Freemason), but it's definitely true.

*Probably does not apply in Spanish

Posted by: Hubris at June 22, 2005 10:55 PM

Thanks for the link! What a great writer she is. I think I've been to her blog once a while back, but I need to remember to bookmark her this time so I can revisit.

Posted by: Ith at June 22, 2005 11:42 PM

Oh my... noe we are laughing on that but I'm sure there are a lot of people who would believe that(( And that's how more and more people get herpes...

Posted by: Altarion at October 17, 2005 08:44 AM