July 19, 2005

Philosophy Is a Glob of K-Y on a Glove Religion

Or so it seems to be for this poor bastard, anyway.

Well, folks, there it is. Three rectal exams into my third year, and I have already proven that the Mind cannot be separated from the Body. Give me two more days to discover the cure for the common cold, and in one week I'm sure I'll have explained why I can't find a nice, good-looking, single Jewish girl. That is, if I have time to spare when I'm not washing my hands excessively.
This is not a new blog, but it is a new blog to me, and thus I am pleased to announce that I love it like crazy. The next time I don't know what to do with myself I am going to go get lost in its archives--which, thank goodness, go all the way back to 2003. Yes! If this were like only his fourth post or something I'd be stuck spending the next few days waiting breathlessly for updates, but no, there are actual archives to wander about. Awesome. Terrific. Marvelous.

Though, ah, hopefully they aren't all about rectal exams.

I didn't even quote you anywhere near the funniest part of that post. You will want to read the whole thing--just maybe not over lunch.

Posted by Ilyka at July 19, 2005 08:33 AM in hell is other people | TrackBack

Because I tend to do everything you tell me to do, I followed the link.

It has been bookmarked, as breakfast is calling and my ass is itching uncomfortably due to his rectal exam post, but I will be back. I just love his writing, including the phrase in one of his posts that I will be attempting to use all day: "I done cut da pussy."

No wonder my cats ran outside.

Thank you for his link, Ilyka.

Posted by: Helen at July 19, 2005 09:43 AM

I second Helen. Cool blog.

Posted by: Rob at July 20, 2005 12:00 PM