Silent Running today reminds me of Chris Rock checking the mailbox for his O.J. prize*.
Everybody "Hey look at all them black people too happy talkin’ about 'Look what we won! We won, we won!" Hey - what we won? I ain’t get nothin’ yet! Every day Nat X look in his mailbox – nothin’ in there. Where my O.J. prize?I know what some of you are thinking: Oh, lighten up. The boys, they like a little cheesecake now and then. What's your man-hatin' problem anyway, bitch?
Nothing. I'm just asking:
What'd I win?
See, if the title of the post was "When the West Wins, Some of Us Get Boners," I wouldn't have this problem. I'd be fine with that. But that's not the title. The title is, "When the West Wins, We ALL Win!"
You see?
I'd just like to know what I've won before I run check the mailbox. Don't want to get my hopes up too much in case it turns out to be strictly Crackerjack.
*Go on, say it:
"But Ilyka, everything reminds you of something Chris Rock once said."
Well, yes. Pretty much.
Posted by Ilyka at July 20, 2005 01:35 AM in hell is other people | TrackBackI did post that Eva Mendes pic as part of plea for unity in an effort to overcome my bad mood/temper a couple of weeks ago, sorry if it offended. I hoped that the very gayesque nature of my regular content would make up for it, but I would be happy to allow for equal time. You choose the beefcake.
Posted by: Hubris at July 20, 2005 02:28 PMsorry if it offended
Oh hell Hubris, even I have to admit that's a purty figure on the girl. This post was meant a little tongue in cheek (just not, uh, those cheeks).
Posted by: ilyka at July 20, 2005 09:29 PMExcellent Owen Wilson reference!
Posted by: Hubris at July 21, 2005 12:46 AM