I am not meant to blog anywhere but here.
I am not meant to blog for anyone else for any reason, under any circumstances.
Listen up, people, because this is important:
NEVER LET ME GET ANY BRIGHT IDEAS LIKE THIS AGAIN.
Man. Sorry for the all-caps . . . if I could triple-underline it, though, I would. Please, just--just remind me of that. If I ever post, "I will be doing some guest-blogging at . . ." consider that your cue to email me with a stern "No, you will NOT. Because you will hate it, and it will hate you right back. Don't be a fucking moron."
You can even put an asterisk in it. You can tell me not to be a f*cking moron. Or an effing moron. Really, I don't care. And I promise I won't tell anyone that you came this close to saying a naughty word.
Thank you. Your continued support is, as always, deeply appreciated.
And I mean that from the bottom of my fucking heart.
Posted by Ilyka at January 2, 2006 07:15 PM in navel gazingPeople have asked me to guest blog. I sort of forgot to reply. I would have lost the password anyway.
Posted by: Andrea Harris at January 2, 2006 08:14 PMHeh that was fun. What other trouble have you started that I can make worse? Let's see...
Posted by: Andrea Harris at January 2, 2006 08:23 PMI mean, okay, refer to yourself as a hillbilly but land sakes, don't then set out to prove every poor stereotype of same in one sitting. Conserve!
Posted by: ilyka at January 2, 2006 09:59 PM