January 02, 2006

Home is Where I Can Say "Fuck" If I Want To

I am not meant to blog anywhere but here.

I am not meant to blog for anyone else for any reason, under any circumstances.

Listen up, people, because this is important:


Man. Sorry for the all-caps . . . if I could triple-underline it, though, I would. Please, just--just remind me of that. If I ever post, "I will be doing some guest-blogging at . . ." consider that your cue to email me with a stern "No, you will NOT. Because you will hate it, and it will hate you right back. Don't be a fucking moron."

You can even put an asterisk in it. You can tell me not to be a f*cking moron. Or an effing moron. Really, I don't care. And I promise I won't tell anyone that you came this close to saying a naughty word.

Thank you. Your continued support is, as always, deeply appreciated.

And I mean that from the bottom of my fucking heart.

Posted by Ilyka at January 2, 2006 07:15 PM in navel gazing

People have asked me to guest blog. I sort of forgot to reply. I would have lost the password anyway.

Posted by: Andrea Harris at January 2, 2006 08:14 PM

Heh that was fun. What other trouble have you started that I can make worse? Let's see...

Posted by: Andrea Harris at January 2, 2006 08:23 PM

I mean, okay, refer to yourself as a hillbilly but land sakes, don't then set out to prove every poor stereotype of same in one sitting. Conserve!

Posted by: ilyka at January 2, 2006 09:59 PM