April 15, 2006

"Only Whores Use Frozen"

Hey, they can't help it! It's heavily discounted at the Prostitute Grocery Emporium and Co-Op! You'd use frozen too if you could get it that cheap!

Really, I'm all out of tricks on this one. I just don't know what to say.

(Via Sadly, No!)

Posted by Ilyka at April 15, 2006 06:26 PM in hell is other people

One word, Ilyka, about that "blog"


Posted by: Darleen at April 15, 2006 07:50 PM

It's a hoot.

Posted by: Rob at April 15, 2006 07:59 PM


Did you read some of the other posts?

The one against illegal aliens "because you smell bad" almost cost me my laptop!

I gotta stop reading and drinking at the same time...almost a damned waste of good gin.

Posted by: Darleen at April 15, 2006 08:26 PM

After reading a few more posts, Darleen, I'm not at all sure they're not serious. I think that makes it even funnier.

Posted by: Rob at April 15, 2006 10:50 PM

Well, that obvious satire is pretty similar to that "advice for 50's housewives" email that gets sent around all the time. And did you check out "AnnieAngel's" profile? That's kind of a whory picture to use for someone calling women whores for using frozen orange juice. Gee, and I thought being a whore had something to do with committing adultery, not for "buying frozen". But then again, I'm an actual flesh & blood Christian rather than some ridiculous parody of one, so what do I know?

Posted by: Susan B. at April 15, 2006 10:51 PM

"Only whores use frozen"-I'm going to be repeating that for DAYS.

And on the line "ALWAYS REMEMBER a fat Husband is a faithful Husband."-Amen, sister. Because we want that fat man to saddle up and ride our pony instead of huffing and puffing all that extra weight on some other extracurricular frozen orange juice serving woman.

Posted by: Helen at April 16, 2006 12:39 AM

For what it's worth, I've been assuming it's a parody, and I understand that the parody's become so tiresome in some circles that "Annie" and (or?--there's speculation they're the same person) her partner in crime, "Shoelimpy," have been banned from lefty blogs just for being a nuisance.

Nonetheless, the bit about how the wife may sit down for dinner because it's a more formal meal than breakfast had me in hysterics.

Posted by: ilyka at April 16, 2006 12:49 AM

It was reading Butler Thomas, particularly his "How to Handle an Open Thread on Liberal Blogs" entry and his responses to the comments, that had me questioning whether it was parody. He isn't quite far enough over the top. Not that it matters to me if they're serious or not because I'm laughing anyway. It's too funny.

Posted by: Rob at April 16, 2006 09:05 AM

Now that cheered me up! Thanks :)

Posted by: Ith at April 16, 2006 06:10 PM

It is a parody site and men affiliated with Sadly No are said to be behind it - a great anonymous mechanism to hate on women.

Posted by: Frenka at April 17, 2006 06:49 AM
a great anonymous mechanism to hate on women

Um . . . yeah. And I get told I just need to lighten up. Yeesh.

Posted by: ilyka at April 19, 2006 12:35 AM


Reada Da Comments

Posted by: Frenka at April 19, 2006 08:36 PM
Reada Da Comments

Kindly pull the gigantic stick out of your ass, "Frenka," and proceed to beat yourself in the face with it. I have lost all patience with your smarmy tone.

Furthermore: You pull this "anon@anon.com," "barnesandnoble.com" shit with me anymore, and you're banned. I'm not installing some awful comment registration script just to keep lemon-sucking cowards with inexplicable hard-ons for the Sadly, No! guys off my blog. That would be an unfair punishment to the 99% of my commenters who don't give me a monstrous pain in the tuchis.

It was A JOKE POST, witless. I don't really give a fuck who's behind it, or why they're doing it, or anything beyond getting a laugh out of it. If you don't find it funny yourself, don't read it.

Posted by: ilyka at April 20, 2006 01:20 AM

Actually, the posters at SadlyNo think it's hilarious that Brad made a thread to humiliate me. I don't think it's particuarly funny, but I did stay and defend myself.

I'm just me, there is no one behind me, I didn't even find SadlyNo until recently. I've used this name for years, first on message boards, then LJ and now blogger.

I hope this clears everything up. Thanks for laughing at me.

Posted by: annieangel at April 20, 2006 07:49 AM
Thanks for laughing at me.

Wow, it just sounds so wrong put like that.

You're a peach, Annie. Try to think of it as laughing with you, and thanks for being a sport about it.

Posted by: ilyka at April 20, 2006 10:35 AM


Posted by: annieangel at April 20, 2006 11:58 AM