April 07, 2004

Ilyka's Law of Comments

The dumber the post, the greater the number of comments.

What, you doubt me?

UPDATE 04/07/2004: And three trackbacks? Somewhere, some dude who just concluded four hours of research, drafting, editing, and posting, in an attempt to become the next God of Blogdom Foreign Policy, is crying.

Posted by Ilyka at April 7, 2004 05:08 AM in i don't know you tell me
Comments

It's weird and unfair all at the same time.

Posted by: Simon at April 7, 2004 06:43 AM

Don't make me get all turgescent on you.

Posted by: Jim at April 7, 2004 10:53 AM

i doubted you. then i read the thread. never again.

Posted by: rammer at April 8, 2004 05:28 AM

I'm sorry if your eyes hurt now. But I think you should blame Jim for that.

Posted by: ilyka at April 8, 2004 05:36 AM

Clearly this just shows that 'all have a very poor sense of priority. Jim's nipples are of VITAL importance to every man, woman, and child.

For the sake of national security...
For the sake of the economy...
For the sake of the CHILDREN!

We must know what's up with Jim's nipples!

How can no one see this?

Posted by: Trey Givens at April 8, 2004 01:56 PM

My brain has rebelled against the rest of me.

Posted by: Pixy Misa at April 9, 2004 08:18 AM

You know if you posted something like that, what with being female and all, the thread would be even longer and ultimately disgusting.

Oh, man. That didn't come out right.

Posted by: Meryl Yourish at April 9, 2004 10:08 PM

That line was so long, I couldn't wait to see if they were serving free government cheese when I got to the front. I had to dash. A mouse can never stay in one place too long, you know.

Posted by: Mr Mouse at April 15, 2004 01:18 AM