April 19, 2004

Helen Will Know What I Mean

Amish Tech Support links an article describing a condition called "Hand-Arm Vibration Syndrome," in which people who "use vibrating tools for hours on end" may develop "numb fingers especially susceptible to cold," as well as "pain, tingling, [and] numbness."

Laurence being Laurence, he then wonders what effect this will have on the porn industry.

I wouldn't worry about it myself. If you've got the vibrating tools, who needs fingers?

Posted by Ilyka at April 19, 2004 11:44 PM in hell is other people

I just coughed cranberry juice out of my nose on that one, I was laughing.

Damn straight, skippy. Got whirly tools that have velocity? Fingers not needed. Thanks, but I will keep that for when a quickie is needed in a toilet stall.

If you have hand-arm vibration syndrome, I am sorry to say, you are doing it wrong, folks.

Posted by: Helen at April 20, 2004 09:08 AM