It doesn't matter how often you poke it with a stick: a dead animal's still dead, and it ain't gettin' up no more.
For something so obvious, you'd be amazed how seldom it registers.
Posted by Ilyka at April 29, 2004 09:51 AM in i don't know you tell meWhat about Frankenstein? Eh? Eh?
Didn't think about that, did ya? Yeah, thought so.
;-)
PS - What are we talking about?
Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2004 10:44 AMIt could be a possum.
They really do that, you know.
However, to the best of my knowledge, no dead horse has ever been improved by beating...
Posted by: Dean Esmay at April 29, 2004 12:11 PMI've been known to beat dead cows on occasion. What can I say? I buy cheap cuts. And I always beat dead chickens when i make stuffed breasts. I bet you could improve horse meat too, with some well directed blows.
Posted by: Jim at April 29, 2004 01:55 PMOh c'mon... just a few more whacks...please???
I can't stand it.
[thud]
Posted by: Dead Horse at April 29, 2004 06:55 PMActually, I saw a possum play dead once. It was pretty funny. I was walking a friend's dog, and the dog ran around the corner of the house, barking like crazy. There was a possum, lying still, pretending to be dead. Every time the dog stopped barking, the possum would open an eye to see if we were still there, then close it really fast. I thought it was hilarious, but I doubt the possum did.
Posted by: Meryl Yourish at April 29, 2004 10:58 PM