'Cause you know it ain't over 'til you've got the t-shirt.
(Background and context: Here; also here; and as always, Google is your friend.)
I can't decide whether or not to say anything more about this. On the one hand, nothing I said would be very nice (but is it ever?) and would be of limited interest; on the other, well, sometimes I just can't keep my damn mouth shut. We'll see.
UPDATE: I'm afraid the devil on one shoulder done whupped ass on the angel on the other. Click the extended entry for extreme rudeness (but don't say you weren't warned):
Transexuals truly desire
To become of the sex they admire
The web looked like fun
For a quick "practice run,"
Without surgeries drastic and dire