June 26, 2004

Lines I Wish I'd Written

"MICHAEL MOORE CAN EAT MY USED MAXIPADS."

It's been right there all this time, begging to be used, and now someone's beat me to it. Damn, damn, and triple-damn.

RUNNER-UP: "Sugartastic Dick Flex." I don't know, it's just kind of got a ring to it.

Posted by Ilyka at June 26, 2004 04:27 AM in hell is other people
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