November 18, 2004

Dear Webmaster-AT-Kochseite-DOT-De

Sir, I would say "You are a bastard," except that I have actually said that to a lot of men at a lot of times and, usually, meant it as a compliment. A bastard is, if nothing else, a worthy opponent. Tricky and lowdown, maybe, but worthy . . . however illegitimate in origin.

You, however, are merely a spammer. As such, you must die.

Posted by Ilyka at November 18, 2004 08:41 AM in hell is other people