Nice! The old "two cows" joke has been updated:

ITALIAN CORPORATION
• You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
• While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
• You break for lunch.
• Life is good.

This is my own personal, shamebased version:

ILYKA DAMEN
• You have two cows.
• They make a real mess of the apartment.
• Your father thinks you should clean up after them better.
• You don't.
• Oh hey! New emails.