June 29, 2005

New Expanded International Version

Nice! The old "two cows" joke has been updated:

ITALIAN CORPORATION
You have two cows but you don't know where they are.
While ambling around, you see a beautiful woman.
You break for lunch.
Life is good.

This is my own personal, shamebased version:

ILYKA DAMEN
You have two cows.
They make a real mess of the apartment.
Your father thinks you should clean up after them better.
You don't.
Oh hey! New emails.

Posted by Ilyka at June 29, 2005 03:35 AM in trivia
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