Jeepers, it's not about the right to food, guys, it's about the right to die.

Oh, and abortion. Don't forget abortion. I'm pretty sure if you feed this fella, millions of women will be forced to give birth against their wishes. Because of, uh, the Christian Right or something. Do they have a Christian Right in Britain? Well, we can lend them ours.

Anyway: Protect abortion and the right to die--starve old middle-aged guys.

One down; so many more to go.

(Via protein wisdom.)