April 06, 2006

Lotion and Panties

He's not buying them for his girlfriend, and he's not buying them for himself. For whom, then, is Ryan purchasing lotion and panties? Oh, you'll see.

Posted by Ilyka at April 6, 2006 10:45 PM in hell is other people

If Ryan's mom can use email, why can't she order her own panties online?

Posted by: Annalucia at April 8, 2006 10:47 AM

I know, right? It just cracks me up the way she guilts him for it. "EXCUUUUUUSE ME!!!" Hahaha.

Posted by: ilyka at April 8, 2006 01:40 PM

Y'know, I just reread Ryan's article, and with all that to-and-fro about the Olga brand and what style, I don't think his mother ever specified a *size*. Maybe he should get her some size 15's: that'll teach her to send him on that kind of errand again.

Posted by: Annalucia at April 8, 2006 01:58 PM

The Barry White CD, and the box of chocolates?

Oh, man. I haven't shrieked with laughter like that while reading a post in a looooong time.

Posted by: Dr Alice at April 9, 2006 05:04 PM

Actually, my Mom did specify a size, but I omitted that part when I wrote my column. As for not ordering the underwear herself online, I think it's because shipping and handling fees for a Japan delivery are kinda high. That's just a guess though.

Posted by: Ryan at April 22, 2006 11:00 AM