August 24, 2005

How It's Done

You people who like to retire from blogging, then come back; retire from blogging, then come back; retire from blogging, then brag about how it's like you've earned a "blogger pension"--okay, not that guy. But the rest of you in love with the idea of weblogging retirement (and hey, we've all been there at least once)?

This is how to announce your comeback:

Iíve decided to come out of retirement. My loathing of the masses in general is fairly unhealthy and needs an outlet. Iíve also noticed a lack of quality blogging lately. Whatís happened to the scorn and disgust in the blogosphere? Wherever I look I see cats and quizzes. And thatís not fucking good enough. Whereís the humiliation? The honesty? The name calling?
That's exactly what I ask myself every single day.

I never really read this dude before. Will I read him now? Let's ask him:

Welcome me the fuck back.
All right, then! Welcome back.

(Via Snoozebutton Dreams. Man needs to come out of retirement himself is what I say. Oh, wait, he just did!)

Posted by Ilyka at August 24, 2005 02:10 AM in hell is other people | TrackBack
Comments

It may be a temporary un-retirement. My aborted reporting project is now rising from the ashes as a business intelligence digital dashboard. You just can't keep good code down.

Posted by: Jim at August 24, 2005 07:51 PM

when i think about retiring i start twitching and break out in a sweat

Posted by: jane at August 26, 2005 08:37 PM